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"I live an interesting life. Many of them, the people of these worlds I visit see me as some sort of bad creature. They have to look up at my face as I torture and drain them slowly of their life, watching their faces turn stupid like chicken. In these moments they look up at me as a god, like some being of hatred made to ruin their lives. The deaths of a hundred thousands lives is nothing to me for I know who I am. I am no god, I'm just a simple guy."
— Tomeyi Weesow, Vampiric Lord of the Tainted Room

The Kabal of the Tainted Room is a notorious Drukhari Kabal that has terroised the region of (add name here) for (number of decades, centuries, millennia, ect.).

History[]

The Kabal of the Tainted Room has always seemed to be one of the more profoundly confusing

The Mysterious Life of Tomeyi[]

Beginnings[]

Many members of the high society on Commorragh have at least some records of who they were previously before acquiring enough resources to rise to power, Tomeyi is not one of them. He as a member of the Drukari race seemingly came from no where and began to carve a name for himself.

The First Job[]

When he was still considered to be young by Drukari standards he took it upon his own will to act on his first job. The task before him required him to find and kill the lover of a high power individual of Commorragh named Jennifer. She had been in a long-term relationship with a dangerous vigilante even among the viscous gladiators known as Joe. The killer had been hated by the Archons of many kabals for years due to that fact that he openly despised the systems of the dark city. Joe had enough talent and skill to take down entire crime organizations on his own terms with the help of his trusty sidekick Frank, crippling many kabals in the process.

This made him a prime target for revenge across Commorragh, and Tomeyi was the one called to take action. He stalked Joe for weeks, waiting for the most opportune time in which to take the life of his lover. At last Joe had been seen in public with the woman in question, and the two of them had taken time out of their day to enjoy the scenic view of one of the many flesh pits in the area.

In order to complete his brilliant scheme he had ordered a lobotomized slave child from a haemonculus, and had sent the child running in the direction of Joe and Jennifer. The two of them soon noticed the child and with a programed response the child complemented them before disappearing. This was just what Tomeyi had waited for, and just when they let their guard down he went in to get Joe's attention. He frantically went up to the vigilante asking him if he could find the child that left mere moments ago.

Accordingly just as planned Joe agreed to look, and just after he left the bench where he was sitting Tomeyi grabbed a pistol from his coat before shooting Jennifer in her chest. He ran off once the shot was fired, and never looked back. From the distance he could hear the screams of agony from Joe as he looked up the love of his life dying in his arms.

Love Life With Lisa[]

Unbeknownst to Tomeyi, Lisa had been going behind his back and started having a sexual relationship with another Drukari. The one who she was seeing was none other than Weesow's trusted friend Mark. Lisa was having this secret relationship for many solar months with Mark, and their secret couldn't stay that way for long.

Everyone Betray Me[]

On one fateful night in the dark city the entire kabal threw a surprise party for the archon with the intent to show him a good time. At first the gathering proved to be successful as the kabal feasted on the souls of many of the victims that they had captured in their realspace raids, but things are seldom stay the same in Commorragh. During the party Lisa and Mark snuck off into a disserted area of the fortress and became intimate with one another. They were caught by a lowly kabalite who went to tell Tomeyi what he had witnessed with the hopes of causing some type of chaos.

This would begin to take place as once Lisa and Mark re-entered the gathering Tomeyi announced to everyone that through many haemonculi alterations to her body Lisa was currently pregnant. Wanting to sow discord into the heart of Tomeyi she openly showed her affection for Mark, making out with him in a provocative manner. Upset and very angry about the what he has witnessed Weesow confronts Mark by taunting him with rude insults. He then challenges Mark to a duel, holding him at gunpoint with a blast pistol. Seeing not other alternative Mark silently accepts, and the two of them each draw out their preferred power swords. They begin to circle around each other preparing for the prefect moment to strike. Mark stayed quiet and composed studying his opponent with a fierce intuition, while Tomeyi swung wildly out of rage missing with each attempt. Weesow had been yelling insults since the swords were drawn, confident that he would come out victorious. The first clash of blades came when Tomeyi actually arced his sword to where Mark was forced to block his strike, then the true fight began.

The battle ended with Mark leaving a large gash near the chest of his opponent, the impact severe enough to cause multiple blood explosions in it's wake. Having lost the fight Tomeyi lay on the floor of the fortress, clutching his hand to the inquires that he had sustained. He turned to Mark, and was desperate to say anything to gain an advantage over him as the hungry eyes of the entire kabal that were watching. Weesow spoke about how the very first job that he had ever taken was the infamous task of killing the lover of Joe, and how that was how he fought his way into the kabal.

It was then that Mark reveled that he had been waiting for him to bring up that fact as he showed that he had been using a disguise for years. He was in actuality Joe, and this was his way to bring upon his revenge for what Tomeyi had done to him years prior. Stunned in disbelief no one there had the courage or strength to act after what they just witnessed. It was then that Tomeyi's infamous quote was made when he stated that everyone had betrayed him, and that he was fed up with this world. He then made his way up the stairs into his personal bedroom away from prying eyes.

Aftermath of Embarrassment[]

The Years of Hiding[]

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Tomeyi Weesow attempting to be a Harlequin

Tomeyi awoke in a strange and unfamiliar area of Commorragh, one that he had not been used to for a while. He was laying face down in a body dumpster of unusable corpses. Unknown to him the Haemonculus coven that had taken him in found no use for the body other than to discard it to the trash. He soon found himself with no clothes and no weapons as he stumbled out of the dumpster, and into the alleyways of the Dark City.

From there onward he starting being ever more cautious of his actions, and went into a state of hiding. He avoided interacting with other Drukari for most of this time as doing so might reveal his identity. He instead came up with a much more brilliant idea, one that would see him clowning around in the midst of the Laughing God's followers. This idea of his was to pretend to be a harlequin player by secretly join a masque.

Mercenary Years[]

After waiting in the shadows of alleyways and flesh pits for thousands of years, the rest of the dark city's memory of Weesow's name faded away. No one had remembered his lover cucking him, or his failure to take his own life himself upon that discovery. Little did everyone know, he had been waiting for this opportunity. At long last he decided to take up the life as a mercenary. During this time

Glory At Last[]

Notable Campaigns[]

  • The First Blade (Insert Date Here) - The Kabal of the Tainted room receives transmissions from a stranded regiment of Cadians on a desert planet. Once contact was established between both ends they proceed into discord very quickly on the vox channels.

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