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Herpity Derpity Guard
The Herpity Derpity Guard are the Astra Militarum regiments raised from the Civilized World of Herpderp in the Segmentum XYZ. They are known for wearing an excessive amount of denim and taking naps in battle, utilizing bad tactics to get themselves killed by air dropping Chimeras full of troops onto the enemy, killing everyone inside and underneath. They are also notable for un-hygenic mountain man beards. The tactics and organization of the Herp Derps make them experience much chafing from all the jean clothing. They represent something good here.

Notable Campaigns

 * 395-399.M41: The Herp Derp
 * 112.M21: The Khaigara Crusade

Officer Ranks

 * Lord General
 * General
 * Lieutenant General
 * Major General
 * Brigadier General
 * Colonel Sanders
 * Lieutenant Colonel
 * Commander
 * Captains Obvious
 * Lieutenant
 * Butterbar

Non-Commissioned Officers

 * Sergeant Major
 * First Sergeant
 * Staff Sergeant
 * Sergeant
 * Corporal
 * Master of the Sham Shield

Soldiers

 * Super Trooper

Regimental Organization
The average Ashimar regiment numbers between 12,000 and 15,000 Guardsmen. Each regiment is usually split into 3 to 6 Operations Groups, which are commanded by a Lieutenant Colonel and consist of several battalions.
 * Regiment - 12,000-15,000 commanded by a Colonel
 * Operations Group - 2,000-5,000, commanded by a Lt. Colonel
 * Battalion - 800 men, commanded by a Commander
 * Company - 200 men, commanded by a Captain
 * Platoon - 40 men, commanded by a Lieutenant
 * Squad - 10 men, commanded by a Sergeant

Regimental Recruitment & Training
The dudes practice a lot of slapboxing.

Wargear
The Hornets tend to use Cadian gear due to it's quality, but depending on availability, they will request higher quality gear as needed, with varying levels of success depending on who they ask.

Standard Regimental Kit
The standard regimental kit for a Hornet Drop Trooper:
 * Hotshot Lasgun (Lucius Pattern) - The Hornets prize rapid fire over armor penetration, so they primarily use a Hellgun, or Hotshot Lasgun, as their primary weaponry.
 * 4 Charge Packs for Hotshot Lasgun - Each Hornet carries 4 charge packs, but there will be one member of the Squad (usually 6 men, but at times it can be 12 if the need arises) who will carry a backpack with extra ammo that is used when the 4 packs on an individual Hornet are emptied.
 * Combat Knife - This one-handed melee implement is the ubiquitous back-up weapon for warriors all across the Imperium, be they lowly hive scum or the elite soldiers of a Planetary Governor. Some, such as the Catachan Fighting Knife, are designed for a specific purpose, whilst others are more generic in nature.
 * 3 Frag Grenades - For when the enemy is in an entrenched position, a Frag will do the trick.
 * 3 Krak Grenades - Kraks are used when Frags simply don't do enough or when there is a vehicle in the way.
 * Cadian Imperial Guard Fatigues - Borrowed from Cadian regiments, the Hornets have their armor painted Yellow and Black, though the exact hue varies depending on where they fight. Due to their usual AO being in a hiveworld, this helps to blend them into the smog clouds that tend to blot the sky dark.
 * Environmentally-sealed Storm Trooper Carapace Armour with Helmet - Carapace Armor is the standard loadout, but on occasion they will use standard armor with added padding and armor plates to help increase survivability if weight is an issue. The suit is sealed to help keep out the toxic air that usually plagues the areas of Hiveworlds they land in.
 * Backpack Power Generator
 * Rucksack
 * Basic Toolkit
 * Poor Weather Gear
 * Mess Kit and Water Canteen
 * 3 Days Rations- A Hornet is never expected to be out in the field in combat for more than a few days at the most- Their job is similar to the Astartes in being a directed blow to an enemy versus the blunt hammer strike of the Astra Militarum at large.
 * Grooming Kit
 * Ident-Tags ("Dog Tags")
 * Micro-Bead- The standard Micro-Bead is used primarily, though more often
 * Respirator - As they operate primarily on Hive Worlds, the air can at times be extremely toxic- the ability to operate without dying from breathing the air is key.

Optional Wargear
The Herp Derps also have this stuff
 * Shotlas- Illegally modified Lasguns, the Leadership of the Hornets understand the usage of it and it is only used in
 * Lasguns

Vehicles

 * Valkyries
 * Vultures- Used to provide CAS for a squad or to soften up a target that is
 * Vendettas- Used to break heavy targets like Vehicles or Bunkers, usually armed with Hellfury Missiles.
 * All of the aircraft used by the Hornets is painted to match the smog-coated skies, and Valkyries have a Heavy Bolter or Autocannon mounted in the back that is used to cover troops as they offload. Vultures tend to have a designator link that is connected to a Squad Leader's Helmet, allowing them to see through a camera on his helmet and see the target that they need taken out at the moment. Flares are also held by the Squad Leader, allowing a squad to mark a target for destruction or mark a location for extraction.

Notable Regiments

 * Herp Derp 1st Herperderps: A crack commando of herpyderps. They do a lot of paperwork for leave that gets denied because someone in Personnel lost their stuff.

Notable Guardsmen of

 * Lord General Herpius Derpius: It burns when he urinates since he came back from that mining world.

Regiment Appearance
Herp Derps wear jean shorts and jean jackets and have to have unkempt beards.

Allies

 * Imperial faction 1
 * Imperial faction 2
 * If this one is a xeno you are going to be killed

Enemies

 * Chaos guys here
 * Xeno guys here
 * Chaos xeno guys here

By the Herpity Derpity Guard
"We're really tired of all this denim."

About the Ashimar Nova Guard
“These boys really rock those jean jackets."

Gallery
Pics go here.